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The laptop is brighter than my future 👁_👁
Canada or russia
Why when I hear the theme song, the only thing I can hear is Last Suprise
DANNY! I KNOW WHY THE JAGUAR IS THE WIFE! It's because when he said "I hate children" And she decided to go bye bye until he didn't hate children anymore.
I watched this with my family last Halloween and I was the only one who didn't like it 😂
I HATE CHILDREN
the great zamBONER
"Can't believe this, no no no"
i’m disappointed that the wife wasn’t the goat and when he was saying he doesn’t like kids he actually meant he didn’t like goats (because kids are baby goats) and she got so offended she just turned into a kid to insult him.
I wasn’t too surprised with the panther, manny movies from that time has endings like that. Ever heard of Disney princesses?
The innocent hate especially trace because hamster spontaneously hurry pace a conscious space. defective, abortive circle
I literally guessed it was his wife because the exact scene we get after his wife “ exploding ” we see him walking his panther
25:08 oh god i thought the twist was that he was gonna blow Max up in a rocket
The People: Dont worry guys its a magic house she isnt in the pumkin Opens the Pumpkin The People:Well at least we surived
THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW FAKE HIS MUSTACHE WAS AND HOW I WANTED TO PEEL IT OFF AND MY MAN DID IT FOR ME
I actually did see it coming. lol
The magic dude kinda looks like Severus Snape
I thought the jaguar would end up exploded like his wife which would've been much darker
The Great Zamboni looks a lot like Professor Snape and since he’s a magician, I like to imagine that the Great Zamboni is Snape before he got his job at Hogwarts.
**video spoiler** Danny: “there’s a big plot twist at the end!” The “end”: *kid gets adopted* Me: “wow, that was anticlimactic.” The actual end: *wife was the panther* Me: “THE WIFE WAS TH-“
Join the cult of kenobi.We value great right crosses
Okay but the glass trick was pretty cool
10:45 TAClaptop
I'm getting heavy Carole Baskin vibes from this Zamboni guy
girl ate cat food and raw meat for 11 and a half years, just to teach her husband to like kids? now if that isnt dedication idk what is.
You should do red shadows
Me: *sees thumbnail* *palpatine that you?*
I fcking knew it
Severus Snape!?!
IDK why it feels so meta and maybe illegal for Danny to reference vine. It feels as if Captain America referenced marvel in winter soldier or something haha
You know a kid isn't an orphan when he can't put a band-aid on himself.
*a great right C R O S S*
Moral of the story: if you don’t like children your wife will turn into a jaguar forever
Me sat here like: "the fucking jaguar's gonna explode too"
I hate children
A great right cross
“ I have nothing to live for anyways “ damn that escalated quickly 😂😂
My theory is Black Star wanted children but the great Zamboni said I hate children so she turned into a jaguar and made the great Zamboni think he killed her and since Black Star heard that's a great Zamboni adopted Max she turned back into a human again
When they figured that he said ,,i dont like children’’ and that boy looked at that kid the sugar crush song and the animation we’re playing in my head 😭🤚🏼18:20
YES THE REFERENCE
max has gen z energy
It always makes me laugh when he swears
Spank the child
Moral of the story: talk to your partner about stuff like having kids BEFORE you get married, or you'll have to fake your death/disappear and live as their pet until they change their mind? Also like... did Zamboni just roll with it when a random Jaguar showed up? Like where did he think it came from? If that was his wife the whole time, he certainly didn't pick it up from the pet store. Also what would've happened if he had just accepted that she was gone and moved on and fallen in love with someone else? Would she just maul the ither woman?
Ben Kingsley just loves playing disgraced magicians, huh?
1. Zamboni look like snape 2. Wife animagus 3. Why you gotta knock of Harry potter
My sister just smacked me with a charger and now I’m watching this XD
Okay but like imagine *deciding* to be a Jaguar for 11 years just to say: WELP YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON
The theme song straight rips off the beat from. "If you think I'm sexy, and you wanna touch me, come on baby let me know."
NVM I DIDNT WATCH THE WHOLE THING_
plot twist !the wife is the jaguar
After Max came out of the rocket, and Danny started talking about the panther I was like, "Oh yeah, the twist is Dawn is gonna appear, or she was the panther the whole time."
This movie seems really good tbh
lmao,,,, "the great ice resurfacer"
"I have nothing to live for." When you think a movie character cant get anymore relatable-
The dude in this film, has won an oscar and two golden globes! WTF happened to his career!
danny: He's an orphan Me a technblade subscriber: *ORPHAN OBLITERATER*
As someone with depression that might know what the mindset is, I think the magician was trying to entertain himself and/or try to convince the people to leave him alone. So he acts weird and evil to keep the rumor wheel spinning, as a way to keep people away.
... is is it ok that I also thought that too? bout the nothing to live for thing? 😨
An old woman hiring high-school age bullies to steal valuable things? *That sounds familiar* EDIT: Uhm, I realized how this could be interpreted, so I should probably clarify. I'm talking about an infamously bad movie called My Magic Dog, which had a similar situation
It’s a kids movie 🍿 chill out ...dude
24:22 the best few seconds of this video
Man dis movie I HATE CHILDREN sucks
I can't stop laughing at that bucket scene, lmao
She left because she wanted children and he said he hated children, now that hes adopted a child she comes back because she loved him still just she wanted a child
“Is acting like a psychopath,” maybe he’s just upset about the fact that there’s some kids who broke into his fucking house.
The fact that a zamboni is the machine that ice rinks use
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Me be like 👁👄👁 did he kill his wife
Was that Titus andromedom singing at 6:19
*OMG I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS RLLY SICK I WAS ON TYLENOL AND I WATCHED THIS MOVIE IM DEAD LMAOOO IT WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE EVER I HIGHLY SUGGEST*
“The great zamboni” reminds me of that thing that cleans the ice on ice skating rinks😂😭
Was the Jaguar his wife
Geg
idk why but that kid eating a piece of pizza backwards has stuck with me since i saw this movie at age like... 7?
Wait.... is zamboni's wife native because white people think that they have "mAgIcAl AnImAl pOwErS??" Isn't that kinda racist???? 😬😬😬
@Double Homicide I'm good. ty for your concern though
Calm down
As someone who has owned many goats (they’re my favorite animal), who steals a goat?!
That weird magician dude: I hate you That annoying little kid: Sounds like something someone with kids would say~
Max's attitude is my daily mood😐
Man I hate it when I'm walking my pet goat and it wanders into the spooky house 😣
I'm going to go out on a limb, and say every one of Danny's viewers would understand a Vine reference.
IT would have been a better movie if at the end has blew up in the rocket.
Plot twist: His wife was the jaguar all along! Wait...That actually happens???
*causally takes 3 hours to put on band aid*
Thanks for another great one!! Been binging ur vids all day!
that skeleton dance routine was the most terrifying thing i have ever seen in my life, like holy
You need to react to a movie called: Once Upon A Mattress, it scream "review me Danny!".
That plot twist was so wacky is drinks la croix 😏
Who else grew up with this film
you say this is the worst halloween movie, i say this was a fantastic childhood fever dream
I feel like the story was meant to be that he’s actually his trick went wrong somehow, turning his wife into a jaguar but didn’t know.. somehow? She never changed he’d back until the end cause he hadn’t done magic. Guessing he should’ve looked more shocked at the end unintentionally undoing the spell, then explain all this but they might have ran out of time? I also could be thinking way too hard about this.
y know... this whole video was great but... the movie needs a great. right. punch...
23:55 Help Let Me Go part 2???
➟ spooky boy←:🤪
That laptop is probably a Taclaptop: military grade
Is the great Zanboni Alan rickman?
When you guess the wife will come back 😎
When the kids first went in the basement it sounded like rattling when you bowl and knock the pins down.
See, when I saw a cool, spooky, fun Halloween movie for kids, I did NOT go into it expecting the 7-year-old main character to have their character motivation be “I have no will to live.”
Wtf this man looks like snape
lol Danny cant forget the idea of "The GREAT ZAMBONI" killed his own wife