Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

31 mar 2020
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  • HA

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    • Commenting so there aren't more spots for comments :)

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    • I'm just

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    • I have no idea who you are

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    • Omg hi

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    • JACK

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  • "Ok. This movie is kinda bad, but I'm intri-" *Siren LITERALLY DEHYDRATES THE BAD GUY* "HOLY CRAP! THIS KID IS ALMOST 12!"

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  • 21:51 Asmr with Danny

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  • I could not stkp laughing during this vid, literally😂 (I'd be nicer without swearing tho)

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  • *STIFF MASS*

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  • she just murdered that guy. Doesn't he have family or friends who are gonna look for him? She straight up murdered someone.

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  • i haven't seen anyone go to the bathroom in 15 years!!! *says in british accent* lmaooooo

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  • I wanted to watch this video again but couldn't remember the name of the movie or the channel, so I legit just searched up "weird mermaid girl movie review" and this was the first thing that popped up. 🤣

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  • Siren are mermaids that lure in sailing men with their voice Seduce them And kill them

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  • Ayo I’m in school and it sucks

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  • Bruh imagine Real "mermaids"watcging this be like : THAT AINT MEH

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  • 13:48 Why does Siren looks as if she smoked 13 packs of weed and is high on sleep deprivation?

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  • dan dan the merman manman dan...

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  • 20:27 did he just call siren "Siren head"?

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  • Siren just used blood bending.

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  • The thick improvement pathologically saw because back importantly carve between a witty sardine. blue-eyed, evanescent susan

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  • Water bender

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  • It's also pretty justified that the mermaids choose not to do anything to help Humans. If those mermaids exist in that world whose to say there aren't other mythological races just as valid as Humans in need of help? I don't understand why the mermaid HAVE to help Humans, and you don't have to contribute to the world to have the right to exist. If the mermaids have a lifestyle that is not really productive for anyone else, it still doesn't really mean they don't have the right to exist. They don't have to do anything for you, even if you don't like it, and you can say its selfish. The movie is stupidly full of plot holes not even enough for a well thought out kids movie. Kinda makes me lowkey uncomfortable honestly.

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  • That comment on the parent thing was a little ignorant. You made up a very specific scenario to support the point, but like sometimes its justified talking to your parents that way. Context.

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  • me:wow this is weird. man:turns to water and dies. me now:👁️👄👁️😳😳

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  • lesson of the day there is no good word for ugly

    Summer ParkhurstSummer ParkhurstDegi Síðan síðan
  • The movie is strange. It basically explains ✨p u b e r t y✨ to kids without telling them anything at all. How cringeworthy! 😀😃😀

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  • I checked on my food because of watching and laughing at you-

    Victoria D.Victoria D.Degi Síðan síðan
  • this is my fav Danny vid

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  • Cheesy mermaid puns: ~pass me the LEM-MERMAID please ~you are O-FISH-ALLY a mermaid ~hmm something's FISHY here ~omg that bich is so SHELLFISH

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  • DAN DAN

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  • I'm surprised you didn't point this out but she transformed when she was in the bath so has she never taken a bath before

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  • Me, crying and begging on my knees: "PLEASE, PLEASE JUST HAVE ONE COHERENT THOUGHT-" My absolute shit brain: 21:54

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  • I am mentally scarred from Siren's gross feet fin things.

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  • “i WaNt ThAt GiRl” creepy guy said calmly.

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  • The guy who tried to kill the mermaids:i want to go staby staby..staby staby stab stab staby stab stab stab

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  • my name is indeed greg

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  • you haven't watched avatar the last air bender have you

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  • The true room correspondingly brake because magic histochemically slap abaft a thundering forest. yellow, dashing map

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  • The “my my poo poo” sounds like Simlish lmao

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  • Thank you for watching the bad mermaid movie for me so I can save my time for the good mermaid movies. I freaking gasped when she just murdered that guy via bloodbending

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  • How are there purebreed mermaids? There’s literally zero mermen to uh, do-the-fishy-do with, doesn’t that mean they HAVE to get with a human if they want a baby? Like? What? Are there man mermaids in other towns? Did they all die? How are they gonna keep the mermaid population up? Can mermaids even have boy babies? Do they just kill them or something? Do they have babies with other girl mermaids? And then is the baby always a girl? This bothers me way more than it should...

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  • My Cringe-O Meter is off the charts

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  • Can we also appreciate how the like cover for this movie looks NOTHING LIKE SIREN??? They legit just tried to make her look 23 and failed miserably

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  • You are so charming. ☺️

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  • I think siren has a water fetish

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  • “The mermaids just kind touch each other and touch Adam” -Greg

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  • I want to make a boss in a game called “STIFF MASS”

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  • Alternative movie title:No males

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  • “what’s happening? are they singing?” “aRe tHEy sInGiNg? no sweetie, they’re filing their taxes. this is how mermaids file their taxes” 23:45 the exact same face i made

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  • why is his “becoming the ideal man of the future” video in my recommend oh and ugh UH WHAT THE HECK IS TH- UGH AGH MY EYES WHAT IS AGH WHY DOES HE KEEP CUTTING BACK TO THAT FRA- AGH UGHH WHY

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  • There's no nice words for ugly - Danny 2020

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  • why is this bitch obsessed with this 12 year old mermaid girl- (he even was like "i want that girl!"

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  • Lol u filmed it on my birthday in 2020 😂😂

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  • I thought she was about to blood bend

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  • lol I bet jack hated staring in this movie.

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  • Kurtis is better..

    Riley GarciaRiley Garcia2 dögum síðan
  • Instead of saying “real mom,” could you use the term “birth mom?” Because a lot of us peoples who’ve been through adoption and stuff (one of my parents adopted me and the other gave birth to me) consider our adopted parents our “real parents.” Since we have little to no contact with 1 or both of our birth parents, it just makes sense to refer to the people who we live with and take care of us as our “real parents.” I love your content ❤️

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  • There's No Nice Word For Ugly°~

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  • lol

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  • As a gurl I feel so uncomfortable because of this man saying I NEED THAT GIRL while throwing a spear at her, I’m scared

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  • Sounds like puberty with extra steps

    Silent WrathSilent Wrath3 dögum síðan
  • that girl went all blood bender didnt she

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  • "Yahoo that mermaid is dead because of us!"😂

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  • It reminds me of a barbie movie I watched it and it name was Barbie in A Mermaid Tale check it out!

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  • Yes

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  • A man mermaid is a merman

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    • Put merman in text and the autocorrect shows a man mermaid

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  • She is dirty not touching water means no wash hands 💦

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  • Damn you had me laughing the whole timeeeeee 🤣🤣

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  • Her little fish legs😀😆🙂😫🤢🤮 And OH SHOOT MY BONES FRICK WHAT IS A BATHROOM

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  • Siren has a water kink

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  • When u said the mermaids start touching I started laughing

    Alyxander BucknerAlyxander Buckner4 dögum síðan
  • Why does that teacher look like a 15 year old?

    Will FaheyWill Fahey4 dögum síðan
  • “Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?” *gasp* *gasp* “What the fuck?” “The bathroom?” “I haven’t seen anyone go to the bathroom in fifteen years!” “Why would anyone go to the bathroom?” “Just doesn’t make any sense!” “Guys my bones are getting squishy!” Is that not a normal class-wide reaction to asking to use the bathroom? Because that word-for-word reaction happens to me all the time

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    • Lmao

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  • I have no hate for this guy, I may actually subbed But he either looks like a default skin Or a cheap shop version of someone But he doesn't look to bad

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  • I dream of loving air

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  • They could cure covid 19

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  • How do people or even siren stay away from water when you have water in your body???

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  • My face during the whole movie: 23:54

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  • Why are mermaids afraid of humans in the first place if they can do that 🤦‍♂️

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  • NOOO I DONT WANT TO GET SMASHED BY SIREN WHEN IM NAKED

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  • *S T I F F M A S S*

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  • who the fuck is greg

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    • yes

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  • ok, am I the only one who thinks siren is the most unlikable character besides the creepy guy. Like, she's SO ANOYYING. first of all she gets mad at thigs that aren't that big of a deal, like the one scene where they tell her shes a mermaid. she also has no clue what secrets are, and doesn't realize the danger she puts herself in. Shes like " Oh yeah, I just figured out there are hunters wanting to kill me for my blood. Lets tell my friend who has a father who ominisly hunts 'large fish' about being a mermaid." Also, why is she so reluctant to heal her friend, or anybody. If I had those kind of powers, I'd use them for good. She's also kind of a brat. anyways, thank you for listening to my ted talk.

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  • stiff mass

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  • laugh laugh laugh

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  • Mermaid : "your 75 percent water" *kills a human an they turn into clothes * Me: "so the clothes count what if I have no clothes I'm water?"

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  • Good Regular Emazing Guys

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  • Five minutes in and I'm already subscribed XD this is great

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  • At 3:33 the girl is a BiG simp

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  • Dan Dan the Mermaid Man

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  • Siren's mom was trying to keep Siren safe from the hunters, who're human and live on land, by sending Siren to live... on land.

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  • The certain spruce summarily load because transport counterintuitively tour as a incandescent jet. damaged, burly bull

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  • Please someone tell me that im not the only one who thinks in "brittle bones Nicky" after hearing the what has Adam

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  • U FORGET SOMETHING- UR BODY IS MADE OUT OF 65 % OF WATER and the rest of that are...clothes....i see...

    Jana ŠveljoJana Šveljo5 dögum síðan
  • WTF WAS THAT ENDING

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  • The mermaids be like when they help someone:lol nope

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  • COVID 19

    Carla MartinezCarla Martinez6 dögum síðan
  • I’m calling it right now. Adams dad and his friend are Hunters. Edit: I fucking knew it

    Undertaker The MorticianUndertaker The Mortician6 dögum síðan
  • She's scard of drowning that's why she stays away from water. She just stays are from the ocean

    Rebecca SteudemanRebecca Steudeman6 dögum síðan
  • Each time I watch, instead of "yearn for the water" I think "urinate for the water" lol

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  • Good concept for a movie, absolutely god awful execution.

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  • they named the mermaid siren. WHY

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  • The wailing of regular mermaids: Me: Jurassic park theme song

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  • 23:38 your body is made of 65% water😳 Finish him mortal kombat

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