How 2 Be Healthy

30 apr 2020
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  • "Why is my life such a bitch?" I actually fucken thought you said life.

    Roblox Player / Prince SieggyRoblox Player / Prince Sieggy7 klukkustundum síðan
  • It would make sense that Danny’s dad is a vampire because he looks like a realistic twilight vampire. Like an actual teen hot turned into a vampire

    Celia MickCelia Mick12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lmao the jokes are just basically r/arethestraightsok?

    Celia MickCelia Mick12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Nobody caught the, "they should make raisins with water already stored in them, that would be grape" joke. 😢

    Leem_yLeem_y22 klukkustundum síðan
  • the thumbnail has 6 alomonds on it-

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  • why so red bby

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  • 3:10 dirty joke

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  • Me know almonds make cyanide 👁👄👁

    Dino ToasterDino ToasterDegi Síðan síðan
  • so 30 almonds!

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  • 2:22

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  • 5 almonds a day keeps the cancer away

    Random PersonRandom Person2 dögum síðan
  • 5 Almond daily No cancer

    Jacob not telling my last name bozoJacob not telling my last name bozo2 dögum síðan
  • 8 almonds a day you become a god

    AdrianAdrian2 dögum síðan
  • i dont get how his wife is married but still goes to school?And what he doing'Is her p3d0?Wtf?

    once armyonce army3 dögum síðan
  • 9:06 instructions unclear dated four people and jumped off a bridge

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  • Danny should have said, "that would be grape" for the raisins with the reason water built in

    hiitssiahhiitssiah3 dögum síðan
  • Sometimes i forget that he is in fact 26 years old with a house. I always tell myself hes 17

    [Whitty][Whitty]3 dögum síðan
  • Are we not gonna talk ab how the husband is receiving a grade card for his wife, who I assume is in grade school 😃

    Emery-Grace SantosEmery-Grace Santos3 dögum síðan
  • “They should try making raisins that have the water built into them” Yeah that would be pretty grape.

    ziziwaiziziwai3 dögum síðan
  • 11:25 "that would be pretty grape." You did not do that YOURE NOT EVEN A DAD

    n_galifin_galifi3 dögum síðan
  • he said raisin water is great so i said raisin water is grape

    the random girl whos bad at every thingthe random girl whos bad at every thing3 dögum síðan
  • oh shit i forgot my 5 almonds, i’m gonna get cancer

    antisocialbredantisocialbred3 dögum síðan
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Subject DeltaSubject Delta4 dögum síðan
  • *H A*

    Raccoon News reporterRaccoon News reporter4 dögum síðan
  • Whats funny is that there’s 5 dates and 6 almonds

    the Tacogamrthe Tacogamr4 dögum síðan
  • 8:33 the reason he doesn't say that there are 6 almonds there is that he doesn't know any math. He just doesn't get it.

    David GohelDavid Gohel4 dögum síðan
  • Yeeeet🌫🪲🦈🪅

    Rewasharma SharmaRewasharma Sharma4 dögum síðan
  • *f u c k* now we gotta make them all do that

    Nicholas DeDeaNicholas DeDea4 dögum síðan
  • They realize almonds have cyanide in them right

    KrakenKraken4 dögum síðan
    • Actually, only wild almonds have Cyanide. Sweet almonds still have trace amounts of amygdalin but not enough, by any reasonable measure, to produce dangerous amounts of cyanide.

      WaterWater3 dögum síðan
  • I stuck to the eating regiment of eat apple Lemon 4 almonds 5 dates and 1 milk for 78 years I have ascended beyond godly hood. I have the power of time travel and can be big think past any doctor for health concerns. This universe is inadequate for my power and soon I will have to create a new on where cosmic law makes it so that apple lemon 5 dates 4 almonds and one milk IS. THE. ONLY. FOOD.

    Ion RemiIon Remi4 dögum síðan
  • Fun fact: almonds have trace amounts of cyanide (one of the most fast acting and deadly poisons ever), though it's not enough to be harmful to you.

    JaidenJaiden5 dögum síðan
  • Actually I had two laughters

    My Movie reviewsMy Movie reviews5 dögum síðan
  • so we're just gonna gloss over the fact that that one dude's wife had a report card?

    nuugetnuuget5 dögum síðan
  • Did You Know - *5 almond Daily No Cancer* me - **is allergic to almonds...** Did You Know - *One Lemon Daily No Fat* me - *wait- im a lemon* 🍋 also me - 😰😭 *god save me*

    TokaiLemonTokaiLemon5 dögum síðan
    • Ah yes my favorite gender *lemon*

      hornet is voidhornet is void4 dögum síðan
  • danny i know it’s been a year but ever since i laughed more than once while watching this video, the crime has haunted me ever since. i needed to turn myself in. i’m so sorry

    OrbitOrbit5 dögum síðan
  • "Scientists should make raisins with the water already in them" Grapes: *Am I a joke to you?*

    BoredMemer90BoredMemer905 dögum síðan
  • 8:20 people might think im being petty but there are siz almonds there mind you six just get it right.

    Perser BragoPerser Brago5 dögum síðan
  • Ghandi wasn't a legend he was really cruel

    Editsfor everythingEditsfor everything5 dögum síðan
  • I wonder if I ate the almonds and then got cancer if I could sue for false advertising

    Tyler Joseph SchommerTyler Joseph Schommer5 dögum síðan
  • GEG

    IvyIvy5 dögum síðan
  • the amount of heteronormative shit, also no, its straights sit normally, gays cant sit right

    OmbeeOmbee5 dögum síðan
  • 0:57 did anyone else say “Ha”with him? 😂😂😂

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  • Me:Hiding cool big drum cutely

    Curry ConsumerCurry Consumer5 dögum síðan
  • 11:00 is raisin water just....... Wine?

    A_personA_person6 dögum síðan
  • 3:38 wtf

    Vyvy NguyenVyvy Nguyen6 dögum síðan
  • the quicker you learn that the quicker you can dodge their attacks gay tension

    The FBI guyThe FBI guy6 dögum síðan
    • boys are nice to look at

      The FBI guyThe FBI guy6 dögum síðan
  • we should’ve just told jacob to have 5 almonds daily then no cancer 🤭

    Raina RickettsRaina Ricketts6 dögum síðan
  • What if I eat my daily dates at 9 AM but I get cancer at 8:30? WHAT THEN, DANIEL???

    Laustin SpaceLaustin Space6 dögum síðan
  • I had a laughter. I shall now pause the video and return at a later date for another laughter

    Gregory MatterGregory Matter6 dögum síðan
  • Milk Small oranges Pancake syrup Chips Coco pebbles Oat meal 1 min Dove soap bars Metal scrubs for dishes Good sponges

    I Will Eat An AppleI Will Eat An Apple6 dögum síðan
  • seagles

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  • Well all those things eating them every day would help with weight loss, if you only have eat that and not anything else

    Din DjarinDin Djarin6 dögum síðan
  • “Wouldn’t it be great if scientists looked into raisins with water built into them? That would be grape.”

    Din DjarinDin Djarin6 dögum síðan
  • I made 2 laughter >:D

    Zorak The Potato ManZorak The Potato Man6 dögum síðan
  • 3:38 Title "How 2 Be Healthy" Every women now "FINally, I Can Have 2 Arms And 1 Mouth Now, FUCK yea."

    KrakenatYTKrakenatYT6 dögum síðan
  • Um hold on a second, why are we not talking about "Wife's school report card"????? I'M SORRY?? Is this man married to a school child??

    Isobel MacDonaldIsobel MacDonald7 dögum síðan
  • Guys: hahas Me: savs ha till end so can wach hole vid😏😏

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  • I came back to the vid although it was almost finished and i just clicked the video and heard- “I need pants NOW. cause I ruined my other ones😔”

    ZezzloZezzlo7 dögum síðan
  • This is a try not to laugh video in disguise

    bitch with a YouTube accountbitch with a YouTube account7 dögum síðan
  • Trisha patata’s bussy 😌❤️

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  • 11:15 Describing a grape

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  • 12:39 gorgeous

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  • Fun fact: almonds have a small amount of cyanide

    XaalderanXaalderan8 dögum síðan
  • at 8:32 there are 6 almonds, not 5

    Kyrah McknightKyrah Mcknight8 dögum síðan
  • It doesn't bring glow to face

    Nyawa BottomleyNyawa Bottomley8 dögum síðan
  • the indian experience of watching danny's videos is when u realise the cringy acc he's abt to talk abt is indian 0.5 secs into it

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  • almond sales after this: 📈 📈

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  • I can’t believe this was a year ago already

    Ruby DriscollRuby Driscoll8 dögum síðan
  • Nice watch I love apple watches⌚️

    Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugyIhbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy8 dögum síðan
  • 4 Almond Daily Small cancer

    PastatartPastatart8 dögum síðan
  • Yo for a sec I was like "omg all I need is to eat almonds every day and I'll be skinny" (I need help ok-) then I remembered... If I eat any tree nut my face will turn red, my tongue and throat will be itchy, I'll break out in hives, start throwing up and then, and this part it SUPER fun, MY THROAT WILL CLOSE UP AND I'LL JUST DIE But at least I'll be skinny

    Brooke .-.Brooke .-.8 dögum síðan
  • they be like: uoedwiuoda[wd ALMONDS eianiqpewfmap

    V A N M A NV A N M A N8 dögum síðan
  • Bruh what I low-key thought this was posted in 2019 before the pandemic whaaat

    FluffyBunchyFluffyBunchy8 dögum síðan
  • Ok I got this ad for a game called Go Balls and the ad was like "my wife said I play the game or she is gonna divorce me" and "my cat Tomas' plays this game" wtf

    SuchwowitzmadsSuchwowitzmads8 dögum síðan
  • 3:38 as a girl I can confirm that is exactly how I sit

    Gay SquidGay Squid9 dögum síðan
  • 9:44 if only Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard had just eaten 4 dates

    Kybug 4 LifeKybug 4 Life9 dögum síðan
    • @• adrienscrown • I’m both of those things lol 😂 and him saying head cut off instantly made me think of them

      Kybug 4 LifeKybug 4 Life6 dögum síðan
    • Damn bro why you gotta attack all the Tudor nerds and Six fans like that

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  • Danny: George Washington Me: don’t do it My absolute shit brain: HERE COMES THE GENERAL-

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  • hlthaiy am i

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  • Watching this an entire year after, hard to believe it’s been this long.

    Quill ArbeloQuill Arbelo9 dögum síðan
  • 11:15 yes it would be grape

    Kasuka PlaysKasuka Plays9 dögum síðan
    • LMAO

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  • Can someone please explain why it says mathS? Where does the ‘s’ come from? Maybe it’s cause I’m in America and other countries have an ‘s’ at the end, but I’m confused.🙃

    Mackenzie JohnsonMackenzie Johnson9 dögum síðan
  • Sorry I violated your laughing law please forgive me

    Spheniscus demersusSpheniscus demersus9 dögum síðan
  • they should make raisins with the water built into them T H A T W O U L D B E G R A P E

    ShepDanceShepDance9 dögum síðan
  • Exactly one year and no cancer. Thanks Almonds

    TheLikTheLik10 dögum síðan
  • POV you happen to accidentally watch this video exactly a year after it was posted XD

    C-Playz317C-Playz31710 dögum síðan
  • I was seeing another video and it said that almonds have a little of what’s known as CYANIDE O_O

    Emil RojasEmil Rojas10 dögum síðan
  • this video is now 1 year old exactly and rona is still hear so we all just eat 80 dates

    DeafShoot HumanDeafShoot Human10 dögum síðan
  • 5:39 Why did they take images from the three idiots?

    Asian Guy On The InternetAsian Guy On The Internet10 dögum síðan
  • I am a legend, I made up a sentence, "5 apples a day, keeps the hospital away." (I ate 5 apples in one day, I like apples)

    TurnipTurnip10 dögum síðan
    • Nice

      hornet is voidhornet is void8 dögum síðan
    • @Turnip well thats what i call military though

      DeafShoot HumanDeafShoot Human9 dögum síðan
    • @DeafShoot Human i am the legend, named Turnip i eat apples alive

      TurnipTurnip9 dögum síðan
    • than why are you turnip

      DeafShoot HumanDeafShoot Human10 dögum síðan
  • TRULY GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cooper CombsCooper Combs11 dögum síðan
  • I have 1 milk daily and I have such bad bone issues

    Crow or Nicole OosthuizenCrow or Nicole Oosthuizen11 dögum síðan
  • Fun fact, if you eat 5 apricot pits a day, it can prevent cancer and other diseases. My grandmother ate them when she had cander and it almost went away.She stopped tho coz she thought it was over and.....died😅

    NessiebotNessiebot11 dögum síðan
  • After watching this, you already know your boy is a god.

    Neo hatesyouNeo hatesyou11 dögum síðan
  • I had 2 laughter. Now Im legally skilled

    Alpha TwistAlpha Twist11 dögum síðan
  • lol

    zeki mete bayrakzeki mete bayrak12 dögum síðan
  • When his face turned red after eating the almond I thought what if he's allergic lol

    hamsnerdhamsnerd12 dögum síðan
  • Damn, grandpa shoulda eaten some fuckin almonds I guess

    Doe 82Doe 8212 dögum síðan
  • Danny: They should make raisins with water built into them Me: Grapes? Also Me: Your heart was in the right place XD

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  • “The quicker you understand that... *the quicker you can dodge their attack.”*

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  • Gay

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