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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on ISworlds, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez
My favorite thing about your videos is that you're always a little bit squished in your thumbnails
"Stay healthy and fit during these times" me eating out of a quart container of ice cream: ;-;
If you eat 2,000 almonds in one day, you'll never have any health issues ever again because you'll be dead from cyanide poisoning.
is it possible to be mild alergy to yourself
WHATSUP GREG I HOPE YOU HAD A GREG DAY IM GREG
okay, the one glass of milk daily is the most accurate one, it does help with bone strength, but its better to drink 1-3 glasses whenever, not a strict schedule.
7:06
Fuck, i had more than one laughter
Nooooooooo I had 2 laughters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am still gonna keep watching
Cool
"Wives wanna eat their husbands" Females: Well I'm about to-
ha this funny I laughter
i had more than one laughter, now everyone legally has to have more than one laughter
kokomi teruhashi eats 30 almonds per day
Bruh that instagram account got the whole squad laughin
"Raisins with water built in? That would be grape"
Raisin with water built in.... That would be grape
We’re just gonna avoid the implications of the Facebook meme about the guys wife having a report card??? Ok...
“5 almond daily no cancer” *picture has 6 almonds*
the fountain of youth is actually just a fountain of almond milk
"Rasins that have the water built into them" so, grapes
I mean that would literally be grape 🍇 😅
Amanda could've used the super foods while she was in Afghanistan.
The thumbnail is true for me I eat almonds then I will most likely not be able to breath die and not get cancer
Dear Danny, I am not doing good. I just got a vid recommended to me called "top 5 mantel backdowns." Love, Me
"ha" me thinking of Edna Krabapple
Hello, my name is Danny and I don't know how to count
Ha
It took me 16 days to finish this video because I kept laughing every minute -only one “ha” per day
Does anyone else realise he has a picture of him spanking himself In the background???
5 almonds canser
About the almond thing I’m pretty sure they’re talking about bitter almonds. They have like cyanide in them and people use them to help cancer? Don’t quote me on this
9 months later and we are still in lockdown... how times have..... Not changed at all
The foregoing decision geometrically change because steel thermodynamically command toward a fast nigeria. tacky, hoc cinema
You have like really pretty eyes, that sounds creepy but like they are really blue and nice 👌🏽
I need a “wives wanna eat their husbands” shirt
These are the tips my mom used to find on facebook and force me to do. Then. When covid came,She's like "Not everything you see is true." But she believes in facebook users. Wtf
Ok
An apple a day keeps the doctors away! Me: *Apple alergies intensifies* (Idfk how to spell)
😭😭 allergies
I just imagine a paramedic just rushes in with almonds in a pill bottle dealing with someone who has leukemia or if they inject milk inside of someone who sprained their ankle or dislocated their thumb
Why is no one talking about how Danny is looking *JACKED*
It's the dates
take a shot everytime he says seagull
Oh God oh fuck I had 2 laughter!!!
Damnit. 2 minutes in and I already used my 1 laughter..
4:40
Parfloofendoofen. Verb To Parfloofendoof. Generly in a vigeruos manner.
and im pretty sure if you keep eating almonds you will get cyanide
I had 2 laughters...
11:14 no that wouldn't be great that would be grapes
I recently got those sriracha almonds from Costco and... with the amount I'm eating I'm going to become a GOD.
Why does Danny say Seagle instead of seagull
I HATE HONEY!!! I DOWNLOADED IT BUT IT DIDNT WORK!!! I GOT SCAMMED!!!
Am I a greg since im subscribed and have notifacations on and like all the videos I watch of u?
me being a girl {i am not ******** up
I'm pretty sure that One Laughter Please is run by an eleven-year-old boy! It's the only thing that makes sense.
3:26 Aristotle wants to know your location
ha
I laughed twice, now its a law
Wide or very upclose danny 0:46, 0:58, 1:46, 1:50, 2:34, 2:48, 3:01, 3:12, 4:05, 4:17, 4:33, 5:11, 5:28, 5:59, 6:39, 7:13, 7:19, 7:28, 7:33, 8:30, 9:00, 9:35, 9:39, 9:44, 10:49, 11:19, 11:52, 12:28, 12:40, 13:38, 13:54, 14:01, 14:29,
hes a living meme
there’s six almonds in the picture- lmfao
I think the sped up version of Danny rocking back and forth on the ground to royalty free music is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Dude you don't eat the apple, you throw it at the doctor.
This is your funniest video good job
9:28 people out here getting 4 dates and i cant even get 1 🙄😒
As a person who just learned there os a phobia of math I understand the people who don’t understand any math
What’s up Greg :)
Theoretically he didn't need to add up all the almonds. Just take the one with the higher amount and that's it
Why does his bang give me life
e a t 5 a l m o n d
i was watching this with my mom and she asked if your name was greg and it was a long conversation of me explaining and her not understanding
6:35 I ain't never seen two pretty best friends!.. *One of them always gotta be ugly*
This weekend is gonna be a good weekend
Dates is food
i guess my dad did not eat enough almonds
me: laughs more than once danny: time to D I E
If a student makes a mistake they die Me:👍
Ha
Those memes are Indian memes.. and those 4 dates and stuff are ayurveda.. we eat 4 overnight wet almonds before going to give exams.
Me: "If you eat 4 dates no weakness" Also me: So if i eat 4 dates i can become God, basically.... well neat
"I did not know raisin water existed" It's called grape juice, Daniel
“ i feel like scientists should make raisons with the water built into them” You mean a grape
i was laphing so much at 12:32 i think my humor is broken
4:41 imagine laura overhearing him💀
Cool
I think the reverse-aging worked
holy fuck the like dislike ratio is insane 226k to 1.4k!!!
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🎵be happy be healthy and get well soon. Be happy be healthy and get well soon. And if your feeling down just remember this tune. Be happy be healthy and GET WELL SOOOOON🎵. Only 2000s kids will understand lol
HA
Hah or ha?
Still kinda says gr e g or gre g
IDK WHY BUT THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME 3:37
Plz like dis 👇👇👇
“👏Wives 👏want 👏to eat👏 their👏 husbands👏”
Fun Fact: Pregnant women are arachnids because the baby inside of them have 4 limbs, and they do too.
5:34 Alright, I've seen the movie that this meme is referencing, and they fucked it up. The first guy in the meme is the mad genius of the group and the third person is the one who's super obsessed with learning. The whole point of 3 Idiots is that the first guy teaches his other friends how to think outside the box, so it doesn't even look like this random indian meme account even saw the movie they're referencing.
"wives wanna eat their husbands" female tarantulas : 👀👀👀
If you eat to many almonds, you will die.
"that would be grape" lmao
That would be grape